Fake Pockets: A How To
"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"
I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE
"you’re shitting me"
"i will be soon"
it got better
would you rather attend the wedding of your otp or get a copy of their sex tape?
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is the sex tape in HD?
Can I be the priest?
there are two kinds of people
is the priest in the wedding or the sex tape?
oh fuck he getting it
this video is so good-hearted. this video has never failed to make me smile
omg you think he’s just gonna awkwardly old-white-man-dance in the corner before retreating from shame but he gOES FOR IT AND IT’S AMAZING
one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever